hey rumor has it i’m having a sale! it’s not just hearsay! it’s not a hate train! nor is it a love train! it’s just a sale, extended from one day to a week to accommodate the demanding schedules of my fans (who are all reporters for the daily bugle.) all my items, well most of my items are on sale. you can get a lot of stuff for not a lot of moneys. and all the money’s goes to a good cause! ME! it helps me, an independent artist, live a little longer (because i will die for real some day) and it helps me pay my bills (i own a lot of bill cosbys) it also helps me pay for my new record, because these things do cost money, they aren’t just farted out of angel butts. so please help if you can, i mean common, just look at these fuckin deals! these prices are so low they will rob you of your virginity.